To whom it may concern, cheer, disappoint, or vindicate:

Sorry for the late notice (after a week of silence), but I'm afraid Dial 'M' for Moron will be going on hiatus for a bit.

Or has already gone on hiatus. Except for this post, which doesn't count as breaking the hiatus. Unless it does count, in which case, a new hiatus will be starting just as soon as I've dug myself out of the hiatus hole I seem to be digging here.

(And if you tell anyone I'm 'digging in his hiatus hole', I'll flatly deny it. My mother might read this someday, you know.)

At any rate, the updates here will be on 'Pause' for a bit, but we'll hopefully be back to 'Play', or 'Fast Forward', or 'Sleep' or whatever speed we were careening at before. In the meantime, please feel free to browse through the archives -- the 200+ posts over the past year and a half or so should keep you busy for a while.

And if that doesn't slake your burning thirst for nonsense, you can drop by my other online effort, Where the Hell Was I? [LINK]

(Also on hiatus, I'm afraid. But chock full of drivel, and even more impressive. In volume only, of course. The words themselves are just as ridiculous, and often made up. Just the way I likes 'em.)

I hope to be back soon, and wish you a fond au revoir in my absence. For now, it's back to my 'hiatus cave' -- lord, that doesn't sound any less alarming at all -- to sort my life back into order. Thanks for reading; I'll see you in a bit. Cheers.