SearchTags: aging10th July 2006 : Ten Hints That Tell a Guy He's Too Old to Ever Be Sexy Again10) You still imagine yourself participating when you watch steamy love scenes at the movies -- only now you consider how you'd break a damned hip, if you were to carry on like that.
9) Your idea of a date involves an episode of 'Diagnosis: Murder' and… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 29th May 2006 : You Have Questions; I Have Orange FingersSo, I'm old now. I turned thirty-five a while back, which means the ride's pretty much winding down, right? A couple of years watching Matlock and listening to Lawrence Welk, and then it's all over. That's okay -- it's been pretty much downhill since...… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 01st May 2006 : Alzheimer's for Algernon |
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