SearchTags: awkward18th July 2007 : Conversation I Never Actually Had, #6,492Scene: A local marginally fancy Italian restaurant. I'm sitting alone at the bar, drinking a glass of red wine and waiting for my wife. A woman in her thirties is standing near the door, alone. Three sips into my shiraz, she walks over to me.
All of tha… more » 09th May 2007 : A Putz with a Pool Cue31st January 2007 : A Touchy SubjectBeing a fumbling, socially awkward doofus isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, I make it seem effortless -- even glamorous at times. But there are certain social pitfalls that are difficult for me and my fellow floundering fools to avoid. Chief among t… more » Categories: Asinine Advice, Tips for Twits 06th October 2006 : A Maternal DilemmaI find myself in an awkward position.
There's a girl in my office who I think may be pregnant -- but not obviously so. Yet. Unless she's not actually pregnant, which is a very real possibility.
So now the timer is ticking. You only have a certain windo… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 28th July 2006 : Whatever the Question, the Answer Is 'Belligerence'I've learned that sometimes, it's what you don't say that's important.
Specifically, it's been my experience that any sentence ending with, 'if that's what you're trying to say' is trouble. With a capital 'T'. And an italic 'r'. And the rest of 'ouble'… more » |
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