SearchCategory : Asinine Advice22nd June 2007 : Summertime SoothersSummer has sprung here in the northern hemisphere, and as the season of softball, sunburns, and sand-filled swimsuits heats up, so does the steamy weather. A recent study showed that the Earth is hotter now than it has been at any time in the past two th… more » Categories: Asinine Advice 02nd February 2007 : Valentine's Day for DummiesSaint Valentine's Day rolls around just once a year. And if you've been married as long as I have, your chances for sex don't come much more often. 'There's always next year' is a fine mantra for a Cubs fan or a Libertarian, but not for a lover. So don't… more » Categories: Asinine Advice, Tips for Twits 31st January 2007 : A Touchy SubjectBeing a fumbling, socially awkward doofus isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, I make it seem effortless -- even glamorous at times. But there are certain social pitfalls that are difficult for me and my fellow floundering fools to avoid. Chief among t… more » Categories: Asinine Advice, Tips for Twits 20th November 2006 : Game Plans for GeezersOn Thursday nights, I play volleyball in a gym near my house. And at my age -- and weight, and questionable ability, and physical fragility, and lack of coordinatedness -- I find I need an extra edge when I'm out on the court. Just a little boost to get… more » Categories: Asinine Advice, Tips for Twits 11th November 2006 : How to Lose a Geek in 10 Words (Or Less!)These are good times for geeks. In the past, the nerds and dorks of the world have been swung around by their pocket protectors and high-water pants, and dunked into trash cans, toilets, and lockers until their taped-up glasses fog over with shame.
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