SearchCategory : Asinine Advice31st October 2006 : Athletics for the Rest of UsI'm thirty-six. I'm competitive. And I'm not particularly svelte, in the traditional sense of the word.
(Or in any sense, really. I just wanted to make it sound a little less flabbety. I failed. And we move on.)
Given my unfortunate-but-not-so-uncommon… more » Categories: Asinine Advice 27th October 2006 : The 'Call' of NatureFor the past twenty-four hours or so, I've been expecting a phone call. A very important call, on my cell phone. I won't get into the details of why it was so important, or what the call was about -- only that the call was not to be missed, and that the… more » Categories: Asinine Advice, I, Idiot 22nd September 2006 : Drive Softly, and Carry a Big Bag of MilkbonesI've found a new way to combat road rage. Not cure it, mind you. The only true cure for road rage would involve the passing of several unpopular new laws, the repossessing of millions upon millions of other peoples' cars, and prohibitively expensive cros… more » 15th September 2006 : Talk Smack, or Step Back?Being a smartass is great fun, but you've got to know the limits. There's a time and place for snappy sass, and then there are situations where your smart mouth may get you beaten, expelled, arrested, or worse. Mostly, the level of lip you can get away w… more » 04th September 2006 : We Don't Need No Stinkin' Pluto!It seems much of the scientific community is up in arms over Pluto's recent reclassification as a planet non gratis. There's a hue and cry over the dubious benefits of the exclusion, the arbitrary criteria used, and the absence of notable luminaries in t… more » Categories: Asinine Advice |
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