Category : Asinine Advice

04th August 2006 : The 'Truth' Will Set You Free

If I've learned one thing during seven-plus years of marriage, it's that honesty is very important. You should always tell the truth to your husband or wife, no matter the situation or circumstances. Still... there's nothing that says you can't take a m… more »
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Here's a tip for the younger gents out there, still finding their way on the rocky and treacherous road to love. This is from personal experience, mind you, so pay attention -- I hardly ever get kicked in the crotch at company picnics and fancy dinner pa… more »
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07th July 2006 : A Matriculation Proclamation

(Originally appearing in the May '06 copy of Issues Magazine online. -- Ed.) As summertime approaches, many of our best and brightest are preparing to jump one of life's major hurdles -- graduating from high school. It's right up there with 'earning a l… more »
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30th June 2006 : Those $@!%ing Meetings!

I've mentioned a few of the quirks of my new office building. Here's another: Our building has seven floors. Each of those floors boasts a conference room. To distinguish the rooms from each other, the higher-ups have seen fit to assign each room a name… more »
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12th May 2006 : Good Eats, Amazing Feats

With no disrespect meant to the excellent Chuck Norris Legend blog, also in our channel list... First, there was Vin Diesel. (Yeah, I know. First there was Bill Brasky. Don't interrupt me; I'm building up to something here.) Then, there was Chuck Norr… more »
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