Category : The Loopy Linguist

15th June 2007 : The Chowderhead Cheerleader

I really shouldn't play softball, ever. Which is unfortunate, because I'm on three different softball teams this summer. That's a record for me, and it's likely no coincidence that it comes in the first summer after I turned thirty-five. I feel like I'm… more »
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How I Feel About... Libraries Libraries are GOOD because they offer a calming, serene refuge from the world, where you can still sit and concentrate on actually reading. Not like the huge bookstores and their two-latte minimums, or the indie booksellers… more »
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How I Feel About... Marshmallows Marshmallows are BAD because Peeps are, apparently, made primarily from marshmallows. Peeps don't taste like marshmallows. Peeps taste like squishy rancid ass. But the marshmallows are in there, so they get blamed, too.… more »
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I'm here to help, folks. Really. I find problems, and I make sure they get solved. That's just the swell sort of guy I am. "Maybe they've stopped teaching grammar in school. Or maybe folks just need a bit of a refresher. And maybe people are just drooli… more »
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30th March 2007 : Maybe Reading Can Be Fun

I like to think I'm a reasonable man. It's not true, particularly, but I like to think that. I like to think a lot of things. But here's the thing -- if you don't want me to stare at some part of your anatomy, then for the love of frilly whale's tails,… more »
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