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Say hello to-- hey. Don't talk with… more » Categories: The Loopy Linguist 30th October 2006 : What's the Not-So-Good Word?Most people seem to want the last word in an argument; they consider that 'winning'. That's not how it works for me, though. I nearly always get the last word -- but I've never won an argument in my life. Possibly, it changes things when the last word is… more » Categories: The Loopy Linguist, I, Idiot 13th October 2006 : Another Set of Hirsute ObservationsI'm not always the smartest guy on the planet.
(That's not exactly what I mean, of course. Because that would imply that sometimes, I am the smartest guy on the planet. And we all know that the smartest guy on the planet is Ben Stein. No, really. Just a… more » Categories: The Loopy Linguist, I, Idiot 25th September 2006 : Tacky Tunes for Turkey ToysI had some pretty crappy toys while I was growing up. Some people think that the Slinky was the worst toy ever conceived because it could only do one thing -- slink. And slinking isn't something I'd call 'fun'. I'm an idiot husband who can't remember to… more » 22nd September 2006 : Drive Softly, and Carry a Big Bag of MilkbonesI've found a new way to combat road rage. Not cure it, mind you. The only true cure for road rage would involve the passing of several unpopular new laws, the repossessing of millions upon millions of other peoples' cars, and prohibitively expensive cros… more » |
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