SearchCategory : The Loopy Linguist08th September 2006 : The Muppet Picayune, Page Twelve: Personal AdsBox #1894: On the Wings of Love (Photo)
Large, flightless fowl seeks same for companionship, spelling lessons, and possible nesting with the right bird. Must be open to sharing relationship with large, furry, and possibly imaginary third party. No fat c… more » Categories: The Loopy Linguist 01st September 2006 : The Kitchen Responds: The Tale of the TeapotIn my kitchen, there's a teapot. I don't use it much for making tea, but still every morning it sings the teapot song most of us learned as children:
'I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle; here is my spout.
When I get steamed up, hear… more » 09th August 2006 : Once Upon a Commute DrearyAnd now, a poetic interlude. This bit o' verse is entitled, 'Grandma in a Shitbox Ford'.
Don't anyone say I never classed the place up with some culture and shit, yo.
Grandma in a Shitbox Ford
'Twas a summer morning in my 'hood,
When I set off for w… more » Categories: The Loopy Linguist 04th August 2006 : The 'Truth' Will Set You FreeIf I've learned one thing during seven-plus years of marriage, it's that honesty is very important. You should always tell the truth to your husband or wife, no matter the situation or circumstances.
Still... there's nothing that says you can't take a m… more » 24th July 2006 : Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll HaveI've always been fascinated by people's propensity for metaphor, especially when it comes to feelings of happiness. It seems the preferred ways of expressing joy mostly rely on equating it to other sorts of good feelings. Thus, we can be 'high on life',… more » Categories: The Loopy Linguist |
|
||||
