SearchCategory : Tips for Twits01st October 2008 : The Why's of MenThe Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don'… more » 13th April 2007 : The Height of BoarddomWhen I was a kid, I invented little games to pass the time. There were several reasons for this:
1. I was precociously creative.
B. I grew bored very easily.
iii. No one else would play with me.
(Hey, what do you want from me? I was an only child tryin… more » 02nd February 2007 : Valentine's Day for DummiesSaint Valentine's Day rolls around just once a year. And if you've been married as long as I have, your chances for sex don't come much more often. 'There's always next year' is a fine mantra for a Cubs fan or a Libertarian, but not for a lover. So don't… more » 31st January 2007 : A Touchy SubjectBeing a fumbling, socially awkward doofus isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, I make it seem effortless -- even glamorous at times. But there are certain social pitfalls that are difficult for me and my fellow floundering fools to avoid. Chief among t… more » 12th January 2007 : Call My Singing 'A Crapella'I'm finding there's an upside to this cold I've had the past few days. If I pay close attention to my condition, and am very careful with my CD selection, my singing along with songs in the car sounds much more realistic.
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