SearchCategory : Tips for Twits20th November 2006 : Game Plans for GeezersOn Thursday nights, I play volleyball in a gym near my house. And at my age -- and weight, and questionable ability, and physical fragility, and lack of coordinatedness -- I find I need an extra edge when I'm out on the court. Just a little boost to get… more » Categories: Asinine Advice, Tips for Twits 15th September 2006 : Talk Smack, or Step Back?Being a smartass is great fun, but you've got to know the limits. There's a time and place for snappy sass, and then there are situations where your smart mouth may get you beaten, expelled, arrested, or worse. Mostly, the level of lip you can get away w… more » 14th July 2006 : Love Means Never Having to Carry PradaHere's a tip for the younger gents out there, still finding their way on the rocky and treacherous road to love. This is from personal experience, mind you, so pay attention -- I hardly ever get kicked in the crotch at company picnics and fancy dinner pa… more » 03rd July 2006 : One Habit of Highly Unproductive PeopleI'm still acclimating to my return to the office, after a much-needed recent vacation. Luckily, I'm well-schooled in a very useful technique to help in difficult times like this. It's called:
'Saying Important-Sounding Things to Make It Seem As Though… more » Categories: Tips for Twits, The Dork at Work 14th June 2006 : Occupational HazardsI really enjoy being a smartass. Of all the things I do that don't involve grain alcohol, life-size inflatables, or old Sears-Roebuck catalogs, being a smartass is probably my favorite.
I've realized, though, that being a full-time smartass is a dangero… more » |
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