Category : Obtuse Observations

25th July 2007 : 'Design on a Dime', My Ass

You know, I always knew my life would turn into a glamorous TV show. I just never thought it'd be some shit from the Home and Garden network. See, the wife and I are having some work done on the old plumbing. (No, that's not an uncomfortably personal e… more »
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16th July 2007 : Mascot Mayhem

Here's a quick tidbit that I figured I would have shared long ago. Possibly, I forgot, or never got around to it. Probably, there's a good reason why I never shared it, and it'll come back to bite me in the ass. I really should write these things down to… more »
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A few weeks ago, I began my sad, sorry quest for a pretty, shiny fast laptop. A new toy. A friend. One CPU to rule them all. That was mid-May. It's now July. I still don't have a laptop. I have, however, escaped from the crushing grip of 'paralysis by… more »
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So, here's the thing I don't understand. (Okay, so it's not the only thing I don't understand. There are lots of things I don't understand -- advanced calculus, chaos theory, people who watch 'Everybody Loves Raymond'... but I'm just saying -- this is… more »
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When you live a life like mine, people are constantly saying things to you. Things like, 'Not again!' and 'Get that thing away from me!' and 'You were dropped on your head a lot as a child, weren't you?' You get used to it. 'Slings and arrows', and all… more »
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