Category : Obtuse Observations

20th June 2007 : The Wrongest Yard

The missus and I are in the midst of a home maintenance crisis. It involves our yard. Our lawn is not an ideal lawn. It's not large, nor particularly beautiful. The grass is spotty in some places. Much of it resides on forty-five degree slopes in front… more »
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I had an unsettling experience recently. I went to a bachelor party over the weekend -- a bachelor party without strippers. But that's not the unsettling part. 'Incomprehensible', maybe. 'Unfathomable', perhaps. But not 'unsettling', per se. No, it was… more »
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I play billiards in a weekly league, at a pool hall near Fenway Park. I've been playing there for a few months now, and I've come to realize something about myself: I can't beat the nice guys. Luckily, there aren't a lot of people in the league -- or t… more »
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Saturday night, the missus and I struck off with another couple for a hot night on the town. Which involved a pizzeria dinner, a few beers, and home by eleven. Yes, we're old and married and lame. I know. Shut up, shut up, and in conclusion, shut up. An… more »
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23rd May 2007 : Seeing Red at Seeing Red

You know what sucks? Red chalk. Allow me to explain. Tonight, I worked late at the office. I had an opportunity, though, to take a little 'breather'. A buddy and I met at a pool hall/bar near my office, for a couple of beers and a friendly match of eigh… more »
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