SearchCategory : Obtuse Observations03rd November 2006 : An Incident with the CondimentsI stopped by a local 7-11 on an emergency caffeine run this afternoon. It's been a while since I've visited my neighborhood purveyors of overprocessed sundries, but when I walked in the door, it was as though I'd never left. The shelves and freezers were… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 23rd October 2006 : Life Lessons Learned From My Underwear1. 'Tighter' doesn't necessarily mean 'better'.
2. Snap the elastic of others as you would have your own elastic snapped unto you.
3. Style is a distant second consideration when your balls are tangled in a knot.
4. When you start out with a leg in th… more » 16th October 2006 : Elixir in the RearI spoke to my mother on the phone tonight. She mentioned that my uncle Doug has been having some minor health problems. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed medicine to help. In suppository form. Rectal suppository form. Yow.
Mom mentioned that unc… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 11th October 2006 : You Can Never Be Patronized EnoughThose wacky Catholics seem to have a patron saint for everything. There are saints assigned to protect racquet makers, outbuildings, and pastry chefs. On the flip side, you can invoke the appropriate holy crusader to protect against eczema, fainting, and… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 04th October 2006 : Now You Sumo, Now You Don'tI watched sumo wrestling on ESPN this afternooon.
Why? I'm not sure, really. Perhaps NFL lineman asses just aren't enormous or bare enough for me any more. I sincelrely hope that's not the reason, but now I'm having trouble replacing so disturbing a tho… more » |
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