SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus25th July 2007 : 'Design on a Dime', My AssYou know, I always knew my life would turn into a glamorous TV show. I just never thought it'd be some shit from the Home and Garden network.
See, the wife and I are having some work done on the old plumbing.
(No, that's not an uncomfortably personal e… more » 18th July 2007 : Conversation I Never Actually Had, #6,492Scene: A local marginally fancy Italian restaurant. I'm sitting alone at the bar, drinking a glass of red wine and waiting for my wife. A woman in her thirties is standing near the door, alone. Three sips into my shiraz, she walks over to me.
All of tha… more » 13th July 2007 : The Fire Man ComethWe're having the heater in our house replaced this week. I see the logic in doing furnace-related work in the middle of summer -- it's often cheaper if the contractors know you're not desperately warming your private bits over the stove when you call. Bu… more » 11th July 2007 : My Medicated MuttI took my dog to the vet on Saturday. She's got this raised, raw patch of skin on her leg that she keeps licking and aggravating.
(That's my dog with the issue, not the veterinarian. If the vet's got a raw patch of skin on her leg, I certainly don't kno… more » 04th July 2007 : Where's the Law of Averages When I Really Need It?So, here's the thing I don't understand.
(Okay, so it's not the only thing I don't understand. There are lots of things I don't understand -- advanced calculus, chaos theory, people who watch 'Everybody Loves Raymond'... but I'm just saying -- this is… more » |
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