Category : Doofus Domesticus

09th October 2006 : Eau de Natural Disaster

I ran out of deodorant in the medicine cabinet today. So, I trotted off to the 'supply closet' to find a fresh stick. And -- thank you for your concern -- I found one. Two, in fact. Problem is, they're a different brand than what I've been using. Now,… more »
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04th October 2006 : Now You Sumo, Now You Don't

I watched sumo wrestling on ESPN this afternooon. Why? I'm not sure, really. Perhaps NFL lineman asses just aren't enormous or bare enough for me any more. I sincelrely hope that's not the reason, but now I'm having trouble replacing so disturbing a tho… more »
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29th September 2006 : A Potent Purple Potion

My wife's been a bit under the weather this week. It seems she's picked up a 'summer cold', which has her coughing and sniffling despite the warm weather. I'm all about the helping, so I went digging through the medicine cabinet, to see what we had left… more »
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18th September 2006 : A Pantry Too Far

Sometimes I think the sole purpose of multilevel houses and apartments is to discourage snacking. Mostly, I have that thought at times like this, as I sit in the second-floor office daydreaming about the food sitting in the first-floor kitchen. I know t… more »
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Well, that didn't work out very well. Last week, I decided I'd try to eat healthier for a while. It's hard to watch your nutritional intake when you're busy and rushing around all the time -- and, frankly, right now, I'm not very busy, so it seemed like… more »
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