SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus01st September 2006 : The Kitchen Responds: The Tale of the TeapotIn my kitchen, there's a teapot. I don't use it much for making tea, but still every morning it sings the teapot song most of us learned as children:
'I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here is my handle; here is my spout.
When I get steamed up, hear… more » 30th August 2006 : War of the WarblersI'm locked in a battle of wills. With a real birdbrain. And I'm losing. I'll explain.
Close by our house, the neighbors have a tree. It's a nice tree -- full of branches and shade and life-giving oxygen. I have no beef with this tree, in the matter that… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 21st August 2006 : A Dilemma in DenimI did a very strange thing this week: I bought pants over the internet. Somehow, it just doesn't seem right. There's something distant and foreign about purchasing legwear sight unseen. It's like buying a car without a test drive, or getting a mail-order… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 14th August 2006 : Now You Start It... Now You Don't!I saw this great magic trick today. Just super.
I had my car inspected this afternoon. Now, normally I'd wait until the last minute for this type of thing -- and often, until after the last minute, driving around with expired stickers on the car. I'll d… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 11th August 2006 : No Style Is Just My StyleI'm not the most stylish guy in the world. Or even the most stylish guy on my block. Honestly, there's a good chance that I'm not the most stylish guy who's ever worn these pants. I'm not proud to be a slob, per se -- but at this stage, I'm not sure ther… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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