SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus07th August 2006 : Putting the Squeeze OnYou'd think a guy like me would wind up in hot water with my wife often enough that she wouldn't need to invent ways to put me in the doghouse. You would be wrong. Twice.
First, you'd be mistaken because my foolishness and gooferosity don't get me into… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 04th August 2006 : The 'Truth' Will Set You FreeIf I've learned one thing during seven-plus years of marriage, it's that honesty is very important. You should always tell the truth to your husband or wife, no matter the situation or circumstances.
Still... there's nothing that says you can't take a m… more » 28th July 2006 : Whatever the Question, the Answer Is 'Belligerence'I've learned that sometimes, it's what you don't say that's important.
Specifically, it's been my experience that any sentence ending with, 'if that's what you're trying to say' is trouble. With a capital 'T'. And an italic 'r'. And the rest of 'ouble'… more » 14th July 2006 : Love Means Never Having to Carry PradaHere's a tip for the younger gents out there, still finding their way on the rocky and treacherous road to love. This is from personal experience, mind you, so pay attention -- I hardly ever get kicked in the crotch at company picnics and fancy dinner pa… more » 12th July 2006 : April Showers Bring a DilemmaA few weeks ago, we were slammed here in New England with a huge rainstorm. And when I say 'huge', I mean 'ginormous'. The rains were relentless, for more than a week. Rivers flooded, sewers overflowed, there was even talk of collecting two of every anim… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus |
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