SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus30th May 2007 : There's No Fun in PokingMy wife and I have worked out a system.
During the week, we're both pretty busy. She keeps herself occupied with work and attending law school at night and waking up at the asscrack of four AM every morning. Meanwhile, I wake up later and stay late at t… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 15th May 2007 : Into the Flix MixMy wife decided we should join Netflix. Right now, in 2007. That's just how hip and bleeding-edge we are. Next thing you know, we'll be buying ourselves cell phones and motorized vehicles and trying out that 'indoor plumbing' thing all the kids are ravin… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 07th May 2007 : Peekaboo with 'Princess Paws'Our dog is a douchebag.
Now, I could back that up in many ways, citing examples and video evidence, where necessary. I could cross-reference multiple posts on this site, and all sorts of incriminating pictures that have never seen the light of day. But… more » 02nd May 2007 : The Answering Machine Is TeethingI'm at the age where many of my friends -- my high-sperm count friends, apparently -- have children. Many have had kids for a few years now, so the former fetuses are walking and talking and running around higgledy-piggledy, as former fetuses are often w… more » 25th April 2007 : Less-Than-Special DeliveriesIf you're anything like me, you take every possible opportunity to eliminate those pesky domestic chores. And one of my least favorites, without a doubt, is making the schlep to the grocery store for provisions. For a while, I convinced my wife to try on… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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