SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus23rd April 2007 : Getting a Move On?A few days ago, my wife asked me an odd question:
'Hypothetically, if we were to move someday, where besides Boston might we end up?'
I spent the next twenty minutes badgering her about why she'd ask me such a thing. We're not moving anywhere any time… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 20th April 2007 : Game, Set... Salad?My refrigerator has become 'The Place Where Leftovers Go to Die'.
It's been a gradual progression from 'icebox full of fresh tasty food' to 'air-conditioned coffin for last week's takeout moo shu'. Partly, it's because my wife and I aren't home for many… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 18th April 2007 : The Monitor Is Free; the Hernia Surgery Will Cost YouMy workplace has computer monitors. Extra monitors, apparently, just lying around not... ah, monitoring anything. They asked whether any employees would like to have a monitor.
I, being an employee, said, "Yes, I would very much like to have a monitor."… more » 11th April 2007 : Can You Keep a 'Secret'?I don't want to gross anyone out, or disturb the squeamish among you, but I have a small confession to make. This morning, I woke up and discovered that I'm out of deodorant. I used the last bit from the previous stick yesterday morning, and I just assum… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 09th April 2007 : Calling All CluetardsEvery few months, some person or other calls the house. Every day. At eight thirty in the morning.
Many of you don't quite see the problem yet. You're up and scurrying around by eight thirty, doing whatever it is you crazy 'early riser' types do at that… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions |
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