SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus04th April 2007 : Is That a Canteloupe on Your Back, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?I toddled off to bed pretty late last night. It was maybe two, three in the morning -- my wife had been in bed for at least three hours, and was sound asleep. I tiptoed in, trying not to wake her, and slipped into bed beside her. She was rolled onto her… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 28th March 2007 : Dirty Laundry Never Felt So GoodFolks, we're cutting it close. Our clothes dryer went on the fritz over the weekend. On Monday morning, the missus and I stepped out to pick out a new dryer -- and a new washer, too. Apparently, these things have to come in matched sets -- like earrings,… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 19th March 2007 : My Dog, the BoneheadMy dog is an idiot.
I suppose all dogs are idiots, in their own slobbery way -- and to be fair, my dog's generally one of the least lamebrained canines I know. But being the Queen of the Douchebags doesn't make you a genius; it makes you a douchebag wit… more » 14th March 2007 : Caller ID? Not for Me!A few weeks ago, my wife ordered Caller ID for our home phone. It seemed like a good idea at the time -- hear the phone, check the number, see 'Out of Area' or 'Smarmy Sales Weenie' or 'Creditor, Threatening to Sue' ninety percent of the time, and don't… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions 09th March 2007 : A Duck on Borrowed TimeNot long ago, my wife attended a conference. One of the speakers -- or sponsors or hosts or strippers or something; I wasn't really listening -- was from Aflac. The insurance people. With the commercials. You know the ones.
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