SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus07th March 2007 : Do I Care Enough to Risk a Grandpa Wedgie?I've got a bit of a dilemma. It involves a greeting card. And my grandfather.
Granddad's been having a tough time recently. Grandma, too, for that matter -- by association, at the very least. The details are... well, fairly important to many of us, but… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 05th March 2007 : The Chew Flip Flip-OutI own a pit bull. At least, she looks like a pit bull. My wife and I adopted her from the pound, so there's no way to say for certain. The pooch is smallish -- forty pounds or so -- but she's got the square head, the powerful jaws, and the stocky stance… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 28th February 2007 : The Wok of Shame?Some guys think it's embarrassing to walk into a store and buy 'feminine products' for their wife or girlfriend.
Nonsense.
Just the act of purchasing tampons or maxipads tells the world that you have a wife or girlfriend. Sure, she obviously wears the… more » 26th February 2007 : Does It Smell Like Kibble In Here?As I was leaving for work today -- literally leaving, with shoes on, pants zipped, hand on the doorknob -- I looked into the living room and saw it. A large, wet, nasty pile of puppy chunks.
At least, I assume they were puppy chunks -- freshly blown pup… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 21st February 2007 : The Sweatpants of OpportunityCan someone please explain the reasoning behind 'button-fly' pants?
Honestly, isn't life hard enough, without adding apparel-related aggravation to the litany of nonsense we deal with? Personally, I like my clothes to be as simple and unobtrusive as pos… more » |
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