SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus12th February 2007 : Toothbrush, or Torture Device?In this household, my wife is in charge of our dental health.
I do take some responsibility, of course. I don't just open wide in the morning to have my choppers scrubbed down, like some overstuffed captive animal. That might work for your average gator… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 09th February 2007 : I'm Just Peachy, 'Pedro' -- How Are You?Have you ever been involved in one of those 'personal touch' customer service gimmicks that backfires horribly? I run up against the same one over and over again, once a week or more. And you know -- even after months of this nonsense, I still haven't se… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 05th February 2007 : My Dog, the Betty Page Wanna-BeI'd like to tell you about a Christmas present that I got from my parents. It's one of those well-intentioned gifts that sometimes go horribly awry. You know how these 'sentimental' things sometimes go -- like when the glue in the homemade scrapbook give… more » 29th January 2007 : Where the Hell Is the 'Order'?On Thursday night, I got home around twelve thirty. So yes, technically I didn't get home on Thursday night at all; I got home on Friday morning. Yes, you're very clever. Now stop interrupting, Poindexter -- I'm telling a story here.
When I arrived at h… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 19th January 2007 : You Say You Want a Resolution?So. It's another new year. And as the curtain opens on another jaunt around the sun, thoughts turn to a subject treasured by many of us, at least for a few days every January: New Years resolutions.
I made some resolutions this year. At least, I tried t… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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