SearchCategory : Doofus Domesticus01st December 2006 : Three Weddings and a FableI tried a new approach at work today. I was supposed to give a status report on the work I'm doing, but I knew I'd get the same question I always get after these talks:
'Gee, that's great for our group -- but isn't the group next door planning on doing… more » 27th November 2006 : Someone at the Ding-Dong's DoorThis morning, I was rudely and unexpectedly awakened by the shrill buzz of our doorbell. I have a very simple policy concerning unexpected doorbells: I treat them in the same way as television commercials, would-be hitchhikers, or lost children at the ai… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 25th October 2006 : Too Many SecretsEarlier this week, I ran out of deodorant. I found myself standing in the bathroom, with one underarm appropriately anti-perspirated and smelling of fresh mountain air, and the other... not. My trusty stick of Mennen was rubbed down to the plastic nub, n… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 23rd October 2006 : Life Lessons Learned From My Underwear1. 'Tighter' doesn't necessarily mean 'better'.
2. Snap the elastic of others as you would have your own elastic snapped unto you.
3. Style is a distant second consideration when your balls are tangled in a knot.
4. When you start out with a leg in th… more » 18th October 2006 : One Mucked-Up MorningI had a rough morning today.
I thought that a team of furnace fiddlers were coming by today to replace the heater in our house. The missus told me a few days ago that they'd be here on Wednesday, and that they'd show up at 8:30. In the morning.
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