SearchCategory : The Dork at Work16th February 2007 : The Dilemma of the Double ParkerThe dream is alive.
For months now, some jackass has been double-parking his Mitsubishi convertible in the basement of the garage at work. Every damned day, in the same damned spot-and-a-half, like he owns the damned joint.
(Yes, I'm assuming it's a 'h… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 07th February 2007 : 'Lazy Smartass' on Line OneI've just concocted the best office game ever.
Maybe you've already played this game. I didn't steal my idea from anyone, mind you, but this is the sort of thing that I can easily see being discovered independently in all sorts of industries. So perhap… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 26th January 2007 : My, This Is a Tasty Meeting!I got called into the boss' office last week. The big man thinks I should be more assertive. Apparently, it's not enough to just show up to group meetings and sit in the back sighing loudly. He says it disturbs the others.
I asked whether it's any bette… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 22nd January 2007 : Let Your Fingers Do the Stalking?There's a stalker calling me at work. Only she's not my stalker; she's apparently stalking some other guy. Who gave her my office number. Possibly by accident, but very probably to prevent being stalked. The woman is very persistent. And possibly not qui… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 03rd January 2007 : At Least I've Got Plenty of Post-ItsRecently, I moved to a new building at work. Actually, our whole group moved -- close to twenty people, packing our crap and moving our stuff and stuffing Post-Its into our pockets, like squirrels stocking up nuts for winter. So this week is our 'settli… more » Categories: The Dork at Work |
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