SearchCategory : The Dork at Work06th October 2006 : A Maternal DilemmaI find myself in an awkward position.
There's a girl in my office who I think may be pregnant -- but not obviously so. Yet. Unless she's not actually pregnant, which is a very real possibility.
So now the timer is ticking. You only have a certain windo… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 06th September 2006 : Extra Pepperoni -- and Make It Snappy!Well, that didn't work out very well.
Last week, I decided I'd try to eat healthier for a while. It's hard to watch your nutritional intake when you're busy and rushing around all the time -- and, frankly, right now, I'm not very busy, so it seemed like… more » 28th August 2006 : Goofball at the GarageWe have a saying in our office:
'It's never the rocket science stuff.'
Meaning that it's not the complicated, convoluted, thinky sorts of things that we spend most of our time on, nor are those the sorts of things that cause us the most headaches. We'r… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 25th August 2006 : Man, You Should See My Reference LettersSo, as it turns out, there are certain things that you really don't want to say within earshot of your boss.
And, as luck and probable mental defect would have it, I think I've said most of those things to one or another boss I've had over the years. I'… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 28th July 2006 : Whatever the Question, the Answer Is 'Belligerence'I've learned that sometimes, it's what you don't say that's important.
Specifically, it's been my experience that any sentence ending with, 'if that's what you're trying to say' is trouble. With a capital 'T'. And an italic 'r'. And the rest of 'ouble'… more » |
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