SearchCategory : The Dork at Work14th July 2006 : Love Means Never Having to Carry PradaHere's a tip for the younger gents out there, still finding their way on the rocky and treacherous road to love. This is from personal experience, mind you, so pay attention -- I hardly ever get kicked in the crotch at company picnics and fancy dinner pa… more » 03rd July 2006 : One Habit of Highly Unproductive PeopleI'm still acclimating to my return to the office, after a much-needed recent vacation. Luckily, I'm well-schooled in a very useful technique to help in difficult times like this. It's called:
'Saying Important-Sounding Things to Make It Seem As Though… more » Categories: Tips for Twits, The Dork at Work 30th June 2006 : Those $@!%ing Meetings!I've mentioned a few of the quirks of my new office building. Here's another:
Our building has seven floors. Each of those floors boasts a conference room. To distinguish the rooms from each other, the higher-ups have seen fit to assign each room a name… more » 29th June 2006 : No Reply Is Good ReplyI was catching up on my email at work today, and encountered that most dastardly of work correspondences, the Email to Which You Cannot Possibly Respond.
The Email to Which You Cannot Possibly Respond comes in many flavors, of course. It might come from… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 23rd June 2006 : Can I Have a Raise, Then?Two random lists that have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. So far as you know, anyway.
Selected Excerpts from Employee Evaluations I Have Received
'Obviously exaggerated skill set on resume.'
'Better suited to a part-time role.'
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