SearchCategory : The Dork at Work19th May 2006 : Is That a Keycard in Your Pocket...(...Or Are You Just Porking the Wall?)
My office has seen fit to issue passkey IDs to all the employees. We use these to get into the garage, access the building, and to sneak up onto the roof for afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches. Because we're all… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 15th May 2006 : Truck AppetitI have to admit, I was a bit worried when my office moved to a new building recently. Sure, the new place is great -- spacious, modern (built just for us, don't you know), plenty of amenities, and ample parking. If it were a condo, I'd sell my house and… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 21st April 2006 : Bio HazardsWe have this fancy new employee directory web site at work. It's meant to help us find each other, by showing our office locations, phone extensions, and a photo.
It is not, I've been told, meant to help us find pics and phone numbers of hot chicks on t… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 12th April 2006 : The Seat of My DiscomfortLast Tuesday, the group I work with moved to a new office. The rest of the week was largely spent pretending to set up all of our machines and equipment, so we could get back to work. In reality, we spent most of our time popping bubble wrap and making f… more » Categories: The Dork at Work |
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