SearchCategory : Opin(head)ions09th April 2007 : Calling All CluetardsEvery few months, some person or other calls the house. Every day. At eight thirty in the morning.
Many of you don't quite see the problem yet. You're up and scurrying around by eight thirty, doing whatever it is you crazy 'early riser' types do at that… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions 30th March 2007 : Maybe Reading Can Be FunI like to think I'm a reasonable man. It's not true, particularly, but I like to think that. I like to think a lot of things.
But here's the thing -- if you don't want me to stare at some part of your anatomy, then for the love of frilly whale's tails,… more » 23rd March 2007 : Straighten Up and Fly RightI was talking to some friends earlier who are flying to the West Coast for a few days. As the conversation wrapped up, I wished them a good time and caught myself almost repeating the words my mother always tells me before I fly:
"Have a safe flight."… more » 21st March 2007 : Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!Around the time I started this site, my high school contacted me about attending my fifteenth class reunion.
(Yes, I'm that old. No, don't do the math. Yes, I know it's not pretty. And no, I'm not writing this from under a shawl in my rocking chair.
Li… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 14th March 2007 : Caller ID? Not for Me!A few weeks ago, my wife ordered Caller ID for our home phone. It seemed like a good idea at the time -- hear the phone, check the number, see 'Out of Area' or 'Smarmy Sales Weenie' or 'Creditor, Threatening to Sue' ninety percent of the time, and don't… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions |
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