SearchCategory : Opin(head)ions18th September 2006 : A Pantry Too FarSometimes I think the sole purpose of multilevel houses and apartments is to discourage snacking.
Mostly, I have that thought at times like this, as I sit in the second-floor office daydreaming about the food sitting in the first-floor kitchen. I know t… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions 18th August 2006 : The Hyperactive HypochondriacWe all have that one friend -- the 'worrier'. That's the person -- usually female, in my experience, though I'm not nearly brave enough to hypothesize why it might be so -- who's always looking out for trouble. And for the worrier, the bogeyman comes in… more » 26th July 2006 : Diary of a Disneyworld MickeyIt's that time of year again, when moms and dads across the country yank their kids out of summer camps and swimming pools and migrate south to that Mecca of kids-at-heart and rodent fans everywhere, Walt Disney World in sunny Orlando, Florida.
But not… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 09th June 2006 : How I Feel About... PinatasPinatas are GOOD because they often hold candy. Or sometimes chocolates, or small bags of illicit drugs.
Pinatas are BAD because they sometimes hold shards of glass, or swarms of bees, or gasoline. Fiestas in the barrio are a bitch, yo.
Pinatas are GOO… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 22nd May 2006 : Bumbling, BequeathedI like baseball's concept of 'inherited runners'. Basically, it means that if a relief pitcher enters the game mid-inning, with runners on base, those runners are the departing pitcher's responsibility. If they score, they're tacked onto that guy's ERA,… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Opin(head)ions |
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