SearchCategory : Opin(head)ions17th May 2006 : Meteorology, SmeteorologyI'm tired of meteorologists. Particularly meteorologists who are wrong ninety percent of the time, which is all of them. You'd think the weatherfolks on TV -- with their fancy satellites and pretty clothes and non-threatening hair -- would get it right.… more » Categories: Tips for Twits, Opin(head)ions 09th May 2006 : If I Eight Your Five-Hole, Would You Six My Nine?I've been wondering lately -- are the kids still doing that silly thing where the guy has to ask for explicit permission at every step of the making-out process before making a move? I recall that sort of system being encouraged in schools the past few y… more » 03rd May 2006 : How I Feel About... HipposWhy? Because large hairy big-mouthed mammals need love, too.
Well, most of them, anyway. Read on.
How I Feel About... Hippos
Hippos are GOOD because the full name, Hippopotamus, from the Greek, is also the proper name of the animals' genus. So if you… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 26th April 2006 : Reality Shows We'll (Hopefully) Never SeeJust when it seems reality TV has hit rock bottom, a new and ever-more demeaning show emerges to set the bar even lower. Here are a few of the offerings that don't exist yet -- but just wait until the suits at FOX and UPN get wind of these ideas.
Ambush… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 24th April 2006 : A Shitbox ShowdownI was driving home from work today when another car came speeding up behind me, fast. We were on a large street -- two lanes in each direction, and stop signals every so often -- but traffic was light at that time of evening.
I was cruising to a stop at… more » Categories: Asinine Advice, Opin(head)ions |
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