Tags: comedy

09th April 2007 : Calling All Cluetards

Every few months, some person or other calls the house. Every day. At eight thirty in the morning. Many of you don't quite see the problem yet. You're up and scurrying around by eight thirty, doing whatever it is you crazy 'early riser' types do at that… more »
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06th April 2007 : Buffet Appetit

I'm not a big eater, generally speaking. Sure, I enjoy the occasional sandwich or salad or slice of pizza, but I don't go overboard with it. You won't find me snout-deep in a bowl of soup or snarfing down a whole box of Oreos. I'm the very picture of app… more »
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I toddled off to bed pretty late last night. It was maybe two, three in the morning -- my wife had been in bed for at least three hours, and was sound asleep. I tiptoed in, trying not to wake her, and slipped into bed beside her. She was rolled onto her… more »
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02nd April 2007 : Lost in a Fantasy World

I think my fantasy baseball obsession may have finally gotten out of hand. This year, I drafted five fantasy teams. Five. I've never had that many teams at once. And for a guy who can't balance his checkbook -- or count to twelve with his shoes on, for… more »
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30th March 2007 : Maybe Reading Can Be Fun

I like to think I'm a reasonable man. It's not true, particularly, but I like to think that. I like to think a lot of things. But here's the thing -- if you don't want me to stare at some part of your anatomy, then for the love of frilly whale's tails,… more »
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