SearchTags: comedy09th April 2007 : Calling All CluetardsEvery few months, some person or other calls the house. Every day. At eight thirty in the morning.
Many of you don't quite see the problem yet. You're up and scurrying around by eight thirty, doing whatever it is you crazy 'early riser' types do at that… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions 06th April 2007 : Buffet Appetit04th April 2007 : Is That a Canteloupe on Your Back, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?I toddled off to bed pretty late last night. It was maybe two, three in the morning -- my wife had been in bed for at least three hours, and was sound asleep. I tiptoed in, trying not to wake her, and slipped into bed beside her. She was rolled onto her… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 02nd April 2007 : Lost in a Fantasy World30th March 2007 : Maybe Reading Can Be FunI like to think I'm a reasonable man. It's not true, particularly, but I like to think that. I like to think a lot of things.
But here's the thing -- if you don't want me to stare at some part of your anatomy, then for the love of frilly whale's tails,… more » |
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