SearchTags: comedy28th March 2007 : Dirty Laundry Never Felt So GoodFolks, we're cutting it close. Our clothes dryer went on the fritz over the weekend. On Monday morning, the missus and I stepped out to pick out a new dryer -- and a new washer, too. Apparently, these things have to come in matched sets -- like earrings,… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 26th March 2007 : The Postman Wore MukluksI give up. This New England weather has finally beaten me into submission.
It snowed last night. The last week of fricking March, and it snowed in Boston. These weren't flurries, either. No delicate gentle snowflakes, these. These were the wet, sticky,… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 23rd March 2007 : Straighten Up and Fly RightI was talking to some friends earlier who are flying to the West Coast for a few days. As the conversation wrapped up, I wished them a good time and caught myself almost repeating the words my mother always tells me before I fly:
"Have a safe flight."… more » 21st March 2007 : Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!Around the time I started this site, my high school contacted me about attending my fifteenth class reunion.
(Yes, I'm that old. No, don't do the math. Yes, I know it's not pretty. And no, I'm not writing this from under a shawl in my rocking chair.
Li… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 19th March 2007 : My Dog, the BoneheadMy dog is an idiot.
I suppose all dogs are idiots, in their own slobbery way -- and to be fair, my dog's generally one of the least lamebrained canines I know. But being the Queen of the Douchebags doesn't make you a genius; it makes you a douchebag wit… more » |
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