SearchTags: comedy30th May 2007 : There's No Fun in PokingMy wife and I have worked out a system.
During the week, we're both pretty busy. She keeps herself occupied with work and attending law school at night and waking up at the asscrack of four AM every morning. Meanwhile, I wake up later and stay late at t… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 28th May 2007 : Oh, the Things You'll Learn at the Pizza Joint!Saturday night, the missus and I struck off with another couple for a hot night on the town. Which involved a pizzeria dinner, a few beers, and home by eleven. Yes, we're old and married and lame. I know. Shut up, shut up, and in conclusion, shut up.
An… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 25th May 2007 : How I Feel About... MarshmallowsHow I Feel About... Marshmallows
Marshmallows are BAD because Peeps are, apparently, made primarily from marshmallows. Peeps don't taste like marshmallows. Peeps taste like squishy rancid ass. But the marshmallows are in there, so they get blamed, too.… more » 23rd May 2007 : Seeing Red at Seeing RedYou know what sucks? Red chalk. Allow me to explain.
Tonight, I worked late at the office. I had an opportunity, though, to take a little 'breather'. A buddy and I met at a pool hall/bar near my office, for a couple of beers and a friendly match of eigh… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Obtuse Observations 21st May 2007 : The Vengeance of the Vending MachineSometimes, it just doesn't pay to be greedy.
I worked late at the office tonight, and by eight o'clock, I was starving. I'd only had a puny salad and a hard-boiled egg for lunch, because... well, frankly, I have plenty of unhealthy things in my life alr… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work |
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