SearchTags: comedy07th May 2007 : Peekaboo with 'Princess Paws'Our dog is a douchebag.
Now, I could back that up in many ways, citing examples and video evidence, where necessary. I could cross-reference multiple posts on this site, and all sorts of incriminating pictures that have never seen the light of day. But… more » 04th May 2007 : A Grammar Lesson, Charlie-StyleI'm here to help, folks. Really. I find problems, and I make sure they get solved. That's just the swell sort of guy I am.
"Maybe they've stopped teaching grammar in school. Or maybe folks just need a bit of a refresher. And maybe people are just drooli… more » Categories: The Loopy Linguist 02nd May 2007 : The Answering Machine Is TeethingI'm at the age where many of my friends -- my high-sperm count friends, apparently -- have children. Many have had kids for a few years now, so the former fetuses are walking and talking and running around higgledy-piggledy, as former fetuses are often w… more » 30th April 2007 : You Have the Right to Veal ParmigianaBetween my house and the office, there's a sandwich shop I often visit. It's hands-down the best in town.
How do I know? Is it the quality of the food? The service behind the counter, perhaps? The fact that I've been there so often, they know what I wan… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 25th April 2007 : Less-Than-Special DeliveriesIf you're anything like me, you take every possible opportunity to eliminate those pesky domestic chores. And one of my least favorites, without a doubt, is making the schlep to the grocery store for provisions. For a while, I convinced my wife to try on… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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