SearchTags: comedy23rd April 2007 : Getting a Move On?A few days ago, my wife asked me an odd question:
'Hypothetically, if we were to move someday, where besides Boston might we end up?'
I spent the next twenty minutes badgering her about why she'd ask me such a thing. We're not moving anywhere any time… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 20th April 2007 : Game, Set... Salad?My refrigerator has become 'The Place Where Leftovers Go to Die'.
It's been a gradual progression from 'icebox full of fresh tasty food' to 'air-conditioned coffin for last week's takeout moo shu'. Partly, it's because my wife and I aren't home for many… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 18th April 2007 : The Monitor Is Free; the Hernia Surgery Will Cost YouMy workplace has computer monitors. Extra monitors, apparently, just lying around not... ah, monitoring anything. They asked whether any employees would like to have a monitor.
I, being an employee, said, "Yes, I would very much like to have a monitor."… more » 13th April 2007 : The Height of BoarddomWhen I was a kid, I invented little games to pass the time. There were several reasons for this:
1. I was precociously creative.
B. I grew bored very easily.
iii. No one else would play with me.
(Hey, what do you want from me? I was an only child tryin… more » Categories: Tips for Twits 11th April 2007 : Can You Keep a 'Secret'?I don't want to gross anyone out, or disturb the squeamish among you, but I have a small confession to make. This morning, I woke up and discovered that I'm out of deodorant. I used the last bit from the previous stick yesterday morning, and I just assum… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus |
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