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01st January 2007 : The Eyes Don't Have It

My contact lenses are betraying me. It's been a while since I've gotten a new pair, and my vision has gradually drifted from 'barely passable for safely operating a pencil sharpener' to 'sorry, officer, I thought the sign said STOOP'. (Yeah, it seemed w… more »
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11th September 2006 : I'm Blind; Pass the Celery, Please

Last night, the missus and I went out for dinner with a few friends. I play softball on Sundays, and it's a long-standing after-game tradition that the team should get together to drink enough beer and eat enough delicious dead animal parts to counter an… more »
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There are times when I question the fundamental ingenuity of the human race. In a world plagued by guerrila advertising, Dr. Phil-isms, and reality show dreck, I sometimes wonder whether humanity inherently prefers easy, prepackaged answers. That's when… more »
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