SearchTags: dog04th July 2007 : Where's the Law of Averages When I Really Need It?So, here's the thing I don't understand.
(Okay, so it's not the only thing I don't understand. There are lots of things I don't understand -- advanced calculus, chaos theory, people who watch 'Everybody Loves Raymond'... but I'm just saying -- this is… more » 11th June 2007 : PB & JiltedSome days when I go to work, I take our pooch to 'doggy day care'. I do this because she owns our asses. My wife and I rescued the mutt from the pound, gave her a fluffy bed and three square meals of ground-up horse meat and cereal filler a day, but stil… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 07th May 2007 : Peekaboo with 'Princess Paws'Our dog is a douchebag.
Now, I could back that up in many ways, citing examples and video evidence, where necessary. I could cross-reference multiple posts on this site, and all sorts of incriminating pictures that have never seen the light of day. But… more » 09th March 2007 : A Duck on Borrowed TimeNot long ago, my wife attended a conference. One of the speakers -- or sponsors or hosts or strippers or something; I wasn't really listening -- was from Aflac. The insurance people. With the commercials. You know the ones.
This Aflac person apparently… more » 05th March 2007 : The Chew Flip Flip-OutI own a pit bull. At least, she looks like a pit bull. My wife and I adopted her from the pound, so there's no way to say for certain. The pooch is smallish -- forty pounds or so -- but she's got the square head, the powerful jaws, and the stocky stance… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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