SearchTags: dogs19th March 2007 : My Dog, the BoneheadMy dog is an idiot.
I suppose all dogs are idiots, in their own slobbery way -- and to be fair, my dog's generally one of the least lamebrained canines I know. But being the Queen of the Douchebags doesn't make you a genius; it makes you a douchebag wit… more » 22nd December 2006 : The Dog DeciphererOwning a dog is like having a little fuzzy alien in your house. You can't understand them, they can't understand you, and there's a lot of frustrated shoulder shrugging and ass sniffing going on while you sort things out.
Or maybe I've just been hanging… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 22nd September 2006 : Drive Softly, and Carry a Big Bag of MilkbonesI've found a new way to combat road rage. Not cure it, mind you. The only true cure for road rage would involve the passing of several unpopular new laws, the repossessing of millions upon millions of other peoples' cars, and prohibitively expensive cros… more » 16th June 2006 : To the Golden Retriever in Kennel #8 at the Local Animal ShelterBecause I was taught that a follow-up letter is always appreciated after an interview...
Dear 'Sprinkles',
Thank you very much for visiting with us on Saturday afternoon. I know I speak for my wife when I say that we truly appreciate you taking time… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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