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02nd July 2007 : The Dealership of the Beast

I finally gave in and took the car to the garage yesterday. (I said I wouldn't. But dammit, you try looking into those puppy dog headlights and saying, 'no' to that car. It's not possible. It's not like she's a fat ugly Hyundai or something.) Actually,… more »
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Going to work yesterday cost me five hundred dollars. I suppose that's technically not true. To be fair, you'd have to add back the salary I made at work yesterday, minus the cuts for federal taxes, state taxes, Social Security, my retirement account, l… more »
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16th February 2007 : The Dilemma of the Double Parker

The dream is alive. For months now, some jackass has been double-parking his Mitsubishi convertible in the basement of the garage at work. Every damned day, in the same damned spot-and-a-half, like he owns the damned joint. (Yes, I'm assuming it's a 'h… more »
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28th August 2006 : Goofball at the Garage

We have a saying in our office: 'It's never the rocket science stuff.' Meaning that it's not the complicated, convoluted, thinky sorts of things that we spend most of our time on, nor are those the sorts of things that cause us the most headaches. We'r… more »
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I saw this great magic trick today. Just super. I had my car inspected this afternoon. Now, normally I'd wait until the last minute for this type of thing -- and often, until after the last minute, driving around with expired stickers on the car. I'll d… more »
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