SearchTags: humour13th April 2007 : The Height of BoarddomWhen I was a kid, I invented little games to pass the time. There were several reasons for this:
1. I was precociously creative.
B. I grew bored very easily.
iii. No one else would play with me.
(Hey, what do you want from me? I was an only child tryin… more » Categories: Tips for Twits 11th April 2007 : Can You Keep a 'Secret'?I don't want to gross anyone out, or disturb the squeamish among you, but I have a small confession to make. This morning, I woke up and discovered that I'm out of deodorant. I used the last bit from the previous stick yesterday morning, and I just assum… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 09th April 2007 : Calling All CluetardsEvery few months, some person or other calls the house. Every day. At eight thirty in the morning.
Many of you don't quite see the problem yet. You're up and scurrying around by eight thirty, doing whatever it is you crazy 'early riser' types do at that… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions 06th April 2007 : Buffet Appetit04th April 2007 : Is That a Canteloupe on Your Back, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?I toddled off to bed pretty late last night. It was maybe two, three in the morning -- my wife had been in bed for at least three hours, and was sound asleep. I tiptoed in, trying not to wake her, and slipped into bed beside her. She was rolled onto her… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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