Tags: humour

02nd April 2007 : Lost in a Fantasy World

I think my fantasy baseball obsession may have finally gotten out of hand. This year, I drafted five fantasy teams. Five. I've never had that many teams at once. And for a guy who can't balance his checkbook -- or count to twelve with his shoes on, for… more »
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30th March 2007 : Maybe Reading Can Be Fun

I like to think I'm a reasonable man. It's not true, particularly, but I like to think that. I like to think a lot of things. But here's the thing -- if you don't want me to stare at some part of your anatomy, then for the love of frilly whale's tails,… more »
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Folks, we're cutting it close. Our clothes dryer went on the fritz over the weekend. On Monday morning, the missus and I stepped out to pick out a new dryer -- and a new washer, too. Apparently, these things have to come in matched sets -- like earrings,… more »
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26th March 2007 : The Postman Wore Mukluks

I give up. This New England weather has finally beaten me into submission. It snowed last night. The last week of fricking March, and it snowed in Boston. These weren't flurries, either. No delicate gentle snowflakes, these. These were the wet, sticky,… more »
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23rd March 2007 : Straighten Up and Fly Right

I was talking to some friends earlier who are flying to the West Coast for a few days. As the conversation wrapped up, I wished them a good time and caught myself almost repeating the words my mother always tells me before I fly: "Have a safe flight."… more »
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