SearchTags: humour11th June 2007 : PB & JiltedSome days when I go to work, I take our pooch to 'doggy day care'. I do this because she owns our asses. My wife and I rescued the mutt from the pound, gave her a fluffy bed and three square meals of ground-up horse meat and cereal filler a day, but stil… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 08th June 2007 : Feasting FancilyLast night, the missus and I trekked out to a fancy local restaurant for dinner. It was definitely one of the trendier places I'd been in a while -- many of the really nice eateries screen 'my kind' at the door, of course -- and made for quite an interes… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 06th June 2007 : I Think My Bic's Been FlickedI had an unsettling experience recently. I went to a bachelor party over the weekend -- a bachelor party without strippers.
But that's not the unsettling part. 'Incomprehensible', maybe. 'Unfathomable', perhaps. But not 'unsettling', per se.
No, it was… more » 04th June 2007 : Nice Guys Finish... Ahead of MeI play billiards in a weekly league, at a pool hall near Fenway Park. I've been playing there for a few months now, and I've come to realize something about myself:
I can't beat the nice guys.
Luckily, there aren't a lot of people in the league -- or t… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Obtuse Observations 01st June 2007 : The Five Hundred Dollar CommuteGoing to work yesterday cost me five hundred dollars.
I suppose that's technically not true. To be fair, you'd have to add back the salary I made at work yesterday, minus the cuts for federal taxes, state taxes, Social Security, my retirement account, l… more » Categories: The Dork at Work |
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