SearchTags: humour18th May 2007 : Pumped Up, Tapped OutI learned a little something about myself today. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I apparently do have a limit to the amount I'm willing to spend for wildly overpriced goods. Maybe that means there's a faint glimmer of fiscal responsibility… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 16th May 2007 : Strawberry Flanks ForeverAt a softball game last weekend, I slid into third base on a close throw from the outfield.
(I wasn't expecting the throw to come to third, so I hadn't prepared to slide as I lumbered toward the base. So it's probably less accurate to say 'I slid into t… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 15th May 2007 : Into the Flix MixMy wife decided we should join Netflix. Right now, in 2007. That's just how hip and bleeding-edge we are. Next thing you know, we'll be buying ourselves cell phones and motorized vehicles and trying out that 'indoor plumbing' thing all the kids are ravin… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 11th May 2007 : Bailiff, What Were Those Charges Again?I watch a lot of Law and Order. It's where I pick up any cop lingo and legal-speak that I know.
(That's right. Contrary to popular belief, I'm not currently between stints in the big house. I didn't do a 'hard five' at Leavenworth, and I'm not confined… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 09th May 2007 : A Putz with a Pool Cue |
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