SearchTags: humour25th April 2007 : Less-Than-Special DeliveriesIf you're anything like me, you take every possible opportunity to eliminate those pesky domestic chores. And one of my least favorites, without a doubt, is making the schlep to the grocery store for provisions. For a while, I convinced my wife to try on… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 23rd April 2007 : Getting a Move On?A few days ago, my wife asked me an odd question:
'Hypothetically, if we were to move someday, where besides Boston might we end up?'
I spent the next twenty minutes badgering her about why she'd ask me such a thing. We're not moving anywhere any time… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 20th April 2007 : Game, Set... Salad?My refrigerator has become 'The Place Where Leftovers Go to Die'.
It's been a gradual progression from 'icebox full of fresh tasty food' to 'air-conditioned coffin for last week's takeout moo shu'. Partly, it's because my wife and I aren't home for many… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 18th April 2007 : The Monitor Is Free; the Hernia Surgery Will Cost YouMy workplace has computer monitors. Extra monitors, apparently, just lying around not... ah, monitoring anything. They asked whether any employees would like to have a monitor.
I, being an employee, said, "Yes, I would very much like to have a monitor."… more » 16th April 2007 : Game, Set, Rocking ChairTen Hints That Tell a Guy He's Too Old to Ever Be Sexy Again
10) You still imagine yourself participating when you watch steamy love scenes at the movies -- only now you consider how you'd break a damned hip, if you were to carry on like that.
9) Your… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations |
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