SearchTags: marriage20th April 2007 : Game, Set... Salad?My refrigerator has become 'The Place Where Leftovers Go to Die'.
It's been a gradual progression from 'icebox full of fresh tasty food' to 'air-conditioned coffin for last week's takeout moo shu'. Partly, it's because my wife and I aren't home for many… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 19th January 2007 : You Say You Want a Resolution?So. It's another new year. And as the curtain opens on another jaunt around the sun, thoughts turn to a subject treasured by many of us, at least for a few days every January: New Years resolutions.
I made some resolutions this year. At least, I tried t… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 19th June 2006 : It's the Little Things That KillIf my wife ever divorces me, it'll be because of soap. Or more precisely, the lack thereof.
And just to get it out of the way now, I don't mean that in a 'he doesn't use soap; I'm trapped in a smelly marriage!' kind of way.
Any filthiness I have is all… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 29th May 2006 : You Have Questions; I Have Orange FingersSo, I'm old now. I turned thirty-five a while back, which means the ride's pretty much winding down, right? A couple of years watching Matlock and listening to Lawrence Welk, and then it's all over. That's okay -- it's been pretty much downhill since...… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 05th May 2006 : Missing the Point(s) of Marriage?Yesterday, the missus went to the grocery store. As is her custom, she asked before she left: 'Is there anything special you want me to get?'
She asks because she's nice like that. Sweet girl.
And I never take her up on the offer, because... well, beca… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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