SearchTags: office humor21st May 2007 : The Vengeance of the Vending MachineSometimes, it just doesn't pay to be greedy.
I worked late at the office tonight, and by eight o'clock, I was starving. I'd only had a puny salad and a hard-boiled egg for lunch, because... well, frankly, I have plenty of unhealthy things in my life alr… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 03rd January 2007 : At Least I've Got Plenty of Post-ItsRecently, I moved to a new building at work. Actually, our whole group moved -- close to twenty people, packing our crap and moving our stuff and stuffing Post-Its into our pockets, like squirrels stocking up nuts for winter. So this week is our 'settli… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 03rd July 2006 : One Habit of Highly Unproductive PeopleI'm still acclimating to my return to the office, after a much-needed recent vacation. Luckily, I'm well-schooled in a very useful technique to help in difficult times like this. It's called:
'Saying Important-Sounding Things to Make It Seem As Though… more » Categories: Tips for Twits, The Dork at Work 30th June 2006 : Those $@!%ing Meetings!I've mentioned a few of the quirks of my new office building. Here's another:
Our building has seven floors. Each of those floors boasts a conference room. To distinguish the rooms from each other, the higher-ups have seen fit to assign each room a name… more » 19th May 2006 : Is That a Keycard in Your Pocket...(...Or Are You Just Porking the Wall?)
My office has seen fit to issue passkey IDs to all the employees. We use these to get into the garage, access the building, and to sneak up onto the roof for afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches. Because we're all… more » Categories: The Dork at Work |
|
||||
