SearchTags: office19th February 2007 : I'll Hold the Door, But Nothing Else!The Scene: My office building, just outside the cafeteria.
The Crime: My boss, cradling his lunch, a muffin, and a Coke, reached the door to the hallway just as I, holding a plate of pizza, did. Unable to easily open the door himself, he said:
'I'm goi… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 16th February 2007 : The Dilemma of the Double ParkerThe dream is alive.
For months now, some jackass has been double-parking his Mitsubishi convertible in the basement of the garage at work. Every damned day, in the same damned spot-and-a-half, like he owns the damned joint.
(Yes, I'm assuming it's a 'h… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 07th February 2007 : 'Lazy Smartass' on Line OneI've just concocted the best office game ever.
Maybe you've already played this game. I didn't steal my idea from anyone, mind you, but this is the sort of thing that I can easily see being discovered independently in all sorts of industries. So perhap… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 26th January 2007 : My, This Is a Tasty Meeting!I got called into the boss' office last week. The big man thinks I should be more assertive. Apparently, it's not enough to just show up to group meetings and sit in the back sighing loudly. He says it disturbs the others.
I asked whether it's any bette… more » Categories: The Dork at Work 28th August 2006 : Goofball at the GarageWe have a saying in our office:
'It's never the rocket science stuff.'
Meaning that it's not the complicated, convoluted, thinky sorts of things that we spend most of our time on, nor are those the sorts of things that cause us the most headaches. We'r… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work |
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