SearchTags: relationships07th August 2006 : Putting the Squeeze OnYou'd think a guy like me would wind up in hot water with my wife often enough that she wouldn't need to invent ways to put me in the doghouse. You would be wrong. Twice.
First, you'd be mistaken because my foolishness and gooferosity don't get me into… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 04th August 2006 : The 'Truth' Will Set You FreeIf I've learned one thing during seven-plus years of marriage, it's that honesty is very important. You should always tell the truth to your husband or wife, no matter the situation or circumstances.
Still... there's nothing that says you can't take a m… more » 14th July 2006 : Love Means Never Having to Carry PradaHere's a tip for the younger gents out there, still finding their way on the rocky and treacherous road to love. This is from personal experience, mind you, so pay attention -- I hardly ever get kicked in the crotch at company picnics and fancy dinner pa… more » 19th June 2006 : It's the Little Things That KillIf my wife ever divorces me, it'll be because of soap. Or more precisely, the lack thereof.
And just to get it out of the way now, I don't mean that in a 'he doesn't use soap; I'm trapped in a smelly marriage!' kind of way.
Any filthiness I have is all… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 05th May 2006 : Missing the Point(s) of Marriage?Yesterday, the missus went to the grocery store. As is her custom, she asked before she left: 'Is there anything special you want me to get?'
She asks because she's nice like that. Sweet girl.
And I never take her up on the offer, because... well, beca… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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