SearchTags: satire16th August 2006 : I Never Knew I Knew So Much!A few years ago, I bought my mother a book. It was called Everything I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten. I never read it myself, but I'm told it's a folksy, common-sense look at the important lessons we're taught at an early age, and how we… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 09th May 2006 : If I Eight Your Five-Hole, Would You Six My Nine?I've been wondering lately -- are the kids still doing that silly thing where the guy has to ask for explicit permission at every step of the making-out process before making a move? I recall that sort of system being encouraged in schools the past few y… more » 26th April 2006 : Reality Shows We'll (Hopefully) Never SeeJust when it seems reality TV has hit rock bottom, a new and ever-more demeaning show emerges to set the bar even lower. Here are a few of the offerings that don't exist yet -- but just wait until the suits at FOX and UPN get wind of these ideas.
Ambush… more » Categories: Opin(head)ions 16th April 2006 : The Meanings of Life, Part TwoA few weeks ago, I posted a few metaphors for life, more genuine and realistic than that 'box of chocolate' / 'river flowing to the sea' bullshit you usually hear.
By now, I fully expected a few of these obvious improvements to catch on. I figured we'd… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations 05th April 2006 : Food for ThoughtThere's been quite a ruckus in the news recently about genetically modified food. The subject raises a number of questions -- is it safe? Is it cheap? Is it tasty? Is it ethical? Will eating it turn us all into rabid mutant zombies? The answers, of cours… more » Categories: Obtuse Observations |
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